stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14
your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man
i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
omg this is adorable uhhhhmmm….
1. my sense of humor
2. my skin cause it doesn’t burn easily
3. my aptitude for critical thinking
4. the ability to empathize pretty well
5. not being a complete loser
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying