singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

A message from thekillerbees
Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favourite followers :)

omg this is adorable uhhhhmmm….

1. my sense of humor

2. my skin cause it doesn’t burn easily

3. my aptitude for critical thinking

4. the ability to empathize pretty well

5. not being a complete loser

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying